Look at the speed! And Thimm Bjork has complete control of the sled. They are almost psychic - just look at the seamless teamwork as they lean into Turn Number Eight:
And they cross the finish line in a World Record Time, a full two seconds ahead of the Swiss team. No one's going to beat the Bjorks today!
Let's take you now to the magnificent outdoor venue, the Alsen Memorial Rink, where the elite Olympic event, Ladies' Figure Skating, is now in progress.
Last to skate is the former Soviet Bloc Champion and East River three-time Silver medalist, Davina Friggenschitzen. As she prepares to take the ice, we see long-time Coach Timovich Larsen in the background. No other skater exudes sex appeal like Davina. Just watch her during those opening bars of Ravel's Bolero. And what a beautiful costume by Vera Wang.
Huge points here not only for poise and elegance, but for sticking this incredibly difficult landing of
his her triple-toe, triple-toe, double-flip, quad-loop, triple axel combination! Outstanding! Her jumps are just huge!
Again, the grace, the absolute attention to every detail of every jump; the stretch, the pose, the fine nuance of her performance! Just magical! And she knows it! Now we'll just have to wait for the judges' scores, and some gender- and steroid-testing, naturally.